5.11.2007

Text message from Chris after an hour inside the East Gadsden Walmart

"All hope is lost. No sign of help. Had to eat the crew. God help me! What have I done... What have I done?

Fin."

I think it was the "fin" that summoned silent film images of a French mime bailing water emphatically while discordant violins saw in the background. Who knew buying toilet paper could be so DRAMATIC.

2 comments:

Cookie said...

But it DOES feel like that when you've been in there that long.

Also, I love knowing you guys.

Kristie Ab said...

And that's why I'm willing to pay more for something at Publix (toilet paper, toothpaste, shampoo - anything!) than have to deal with the hassle of Walmart. It will suck the life out of you!